Brain Block

I admit, I am a bit of a hypochondriac. Many symptoms that make me aware of their presence are given many hours of research on Google & WebMD followed by the conclusion that if the symptom does not go away in 24hrs I will be making an appointment the next day. Only once have I had to follow through with the latter half.
Yes, symptoms worry me. Early detection is the name of my game.
What bothers me is that every symptom that is discovered by mothers leads to "Are you pregnant?"
My brain is tired of going through the checklist to assure myself that I am not. Thus my brain's friends, L-ear and R-ear, have decided to tightly secure all entry ways to brain's residence. The sign on the door reads as follows:

Appointment required for all auditory insanity.

Brain reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.

That's right. I'm not listening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want to give someone scary baby nightmares please go elsewhere. Thank you.*

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Obama has won.
My thoughts on that are summed up in one verse:

"Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God." Romans 13:1

*Please note I am not saying that being pregnant or having a baby would be a nightmare, but as of right now it is not my plan. So please don't cause me to worry excessively for something that I am currently working to prevent. I love babies, and want one. Just not right now.